Sommelier André Hueston Mack visits Trader Joe’s to evaluate a selection of liquors and spirits, assessing their quality versus their budget-friendly prices.

The review begins with Texas Vodka, priced at $10.99. Mack notes that it resembles Tito’s Vodka, but it’s actually bottled by Dynasty Spirits. He describes it as clean with a hint of cut grass, stating that it lacks a burning sensation.

Next is Trader Joe’s Versatile Spirit Vodka ($10.99), which is made from grapes instead of grain, resulting in a rustic taste. Although Mack finds it rough around the edges, he acknowledges its potential for experimentation.

The Kentucky Bourbon Straight Whiskey ($15.99) boasts the authentic qualities of a bourbon, thanks to its 51% corn content and aging requirements. Mack praises the notes of caramel and richness, appreciating its price point compared to other bourbons.

He then samples Tennessee Bourbon Whiskey at $14.99. While it claims to be produced in Tennessee following strict rules, Mack finds it underwhelming and prefers authentic brands like Jack Daniel’s.

Trader Joe’s Blanco Tequila ($19.99) passes muster as a raw spirit, showcasing good agave character without overwhelming heat. Mack deems it ideal for summer cocktails.

The review continues with Trader Joe’s Anejo Tequila ($22.99), which, despite its promise of oak aging, did not impress Mack with its subdued flavors.

Next, Espada Pequena Mescal ($21.99) offers a distinct smoky profile, although Mack notes an underlying chemical taste that detracts from the experience.

Trader Joe’s Blended Scotch Whiskey at $11.99 is dismissed as watered-down, reminiscent of family trickery with watered liquor. In contrast, the Highland Single Malt Scotch Whiskey Ten Year ($26.99), earns mixed reviews for not fully delivering on flavor commensurate with its age statement.

He finds Trader Joe’s Special Reserve Irish Whiskey ($15.99) to be easier to drink and offers great value but raises questions about its labeling transparency.

Mack evaluates Rum of the Gods White Rum ($8.99) and its darker counterpart, indicating both lack character, though he prefers the dark rum for its slight sweetness.

Finally, he expresses enthusiasm for Art of the Still Organic Gin ($15.99), which features strong botanical notes, further solidifying its place in cocktail creations.

Overall, Mack’s tasting notes reveal a mix of winners and forgettable spirits, reinforcing the notion that budget options don’t always equate to poor quality, especially at Trader Joe’s.

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